Coffee that will make you poop

So i figured out how to make coffee that will caused you to dump right in your pants after the first sip -- it will be that strong.

First, start with a good strong bean or mix:

and that's a good start... but water is important too... so if we were to use water with a little bit of a kick...

now we're talking!

So, after you've made your coffee, now with twice the caffeine of normal coffee, well -- why stop there?

How about a little cream?

Ok! Now I've got a cup'o'Joe with 3x caffeine!

Yeah baby!

Ooops! Gotta go poop!